July 2012
623 posts
skimmmmmilk:
Looking down at your stomach and feeling like a blow-up whale.
Takes one long-ass piss and nek minnit, BAM, Candice Swanepoel, bitch.
maaattitties:
I always wished that a homophobes son or daughter turns out gay
yeah
let’s see what you’re going to do/say now.
